Dad Jokes

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.

Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.

If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.

Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.

Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"

Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.

I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.